Soooo.....

I had a random thought today... My thought is: "I really love Chuck Norris!" He is soooo amazing, you know? So, I thought I'd post some "facts" about Carlos Ray Norris. Here they are:

• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
• Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
• If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's effing beef.
• Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
• The President has Chuck Norris on speed dial...on the red phone
• Chuck Norris can satisfy a woman by pointing at her with his finger and saying "Booyah"
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Well, that's all I have to say... But there will most definitely be more! Okay, I will talk to you later!

-Lorena