New random thought: I really like bunnies. They're so cute and fluffy... Just thought I'd tell you guys..... Okay, I will talk to you guys later! -Lorena

Soooo.....

I had a random thought today... My thought is: "I really love Chuck Norris!" He is soooo amazing, you know? So, I thought I'd post some "facts" about Carlos Ray Norris. Here they are:

• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
• Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
• If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's effing beef.
• Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
• The President has Chuck Norris on speed dial...on the red phone
• Chuck Norris can satisfy a woman by pointing at her with his finger and saying "Booyah"
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Well, that's all I have to say... But there will most definitely be more! Okay, I will talk to you later!

-Lorena

Hey...

My name is Lorena. I live in California. And basically, I created this blog so that I can just post my totally random thoughts for the world to read whenever I get an interesting thought... So read whenever you want... Try to relate, understand where I'm coming from... You know? So if you think you'll like me, subscribe. If not, that's too bad.